![]() you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying. MUMBLER An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc. MONKEY BATH A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa! Aa!" extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually fack-all in there worth seeing. MILLENNIUM DOMES The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training. JOHNNY-NO-STARS A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. HAND-TO-GLAND COMBAT A vigorous masturbation session. GREYHOUND A very short skirt only an inch from the hare. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a McSh it With Lies. ![]() GOING FOR A McSh it Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. The position is similar to that used when playing a double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.ĭRINK - LINK A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM) Named so because it is common to visit before going out on the booze.ĮTCH-A-SKETCH Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling her nipples simultaneously.įLOGGING ON Surfing the internet for some left handed websites.įREE THE TADPOLES Liberate the residents of the ball bag.įRIGMAROLE Unnecessarily time consuming foreplay. "I don't like the look of that aeroplane blonde, could be a bunny boiler."ĭOUBLE BASS A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, fiddles with her nipples with one hand and her Budgies Tongue with the other. ![]() From the rabbit boiling scene in the film "Fatal Attraction" e.g. "Couple of Britney Spears please Raylene."īRUCE LEE Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip)īUDGIES TONGUE or SMALL MAN IN BOAT or, TONGUE PUNCH BAG The female erection.īUNNY BOILER An unhinged and overly possessive woman. After breaking the seal of your bladder repeat visits to the toilet will be required every ten or fifteen minutes for the rest of the night.īRITNEY SPEARS Modern slang for 'beers', e.g. one that arises when a man is watching Olympic Beach Volleyball on TV with his girlfriend.īREAKING THE SEAL Your first pi ss in the pub, usually after two hours of drinking. This charge is usually brought by a kangaroo court of your friends in the pub on Saturday night.īONE OF CONTENTION A hard-on that causes an argument, e.g. how you got there, or where you came from.īOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off CrimewatchīOILER SUIT The prosecution charge that you did wilfully, and with phallus afore-thought, score with a BOBFOC last night. AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has black box.ĪUSSIE KISS Similar to a French Kiss, but given down underīADLY PACKED KEBAB A vulgar (but excellent) term for female genitalia.Ī BEER COAT The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.īEER COMPASS The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live.
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